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Top Gun
09-30-2005, 10:59
Just testing the forum to make sure it works. . .

Q- What is the most common accessory for Harleys'?
A- A pick-up truck.

Q-Why do they have all those Harley billboards along the highway?
A-So the owners will know how far it is to the next repair shop.

Q: Why do harley riders never ride faster than 50mph???
A: Any faster and they can't see where the parts fell off.

Q: Why do harley riders chrome all their parts???
A: It makes them easier to spot on the side of the road.

Q: What is the difference between a Harley Davidson and an old dog?
A: The dog can get in the back of the pickup by itself.

Q: Why do Harley owners have tassels on their handlebars and clothing?
A: To be able to tell if they're moving or not !

Red Bull
10-10-2005, 23:33
Bill, you are a lover of plastic motorcycles. We should call you "plastic man". the Bull.

Top Gun
10-11-2005, 03:14
Well, plastic, a product of the space age (something H-D's never heard of except taking it up. . .) is not a bad thing. Actually, it's a petroleum by product and a much more efficient one than the leaks under the h-d's, , , of course, they're just marking their territory!