The zipper

[Top Gun]

Two bikers are riding side by side down a county road. One of them has the zipper on his H-D :D jacket break, and the flapping in the wind is driving him crazy. So he pulls over and decides to don the jacket backwards, at least til they get home. It works well enough, if a bit uncomfortable.
A little while later both guys wipe out in a turn when they don't see a patch of loose gravel. They are lying inert in a field, their bikes nearby, when a farmer happens upon them. He immediately calls 911.
"You gotta send an ambulance!" he yells into the phone. "These two boys are twisted up pretty bad."
"Are they still breathing?" asks the operator. "Well the one was, until I turned his head back around the right way...."

[Red Bull]

Hey, Jack the Zipper, It's nice to see you admit (even if in a joke) The H.D. men are very innovative when the chips are down. Those bimmer biker boyz would have had a jacket zipper go bad and to escape the cool breeze , they would have placed their trousers on backwards. Red Bull, 03' H.D. R.K. Classic.

[Top Gun]

Your royal Chromeness,
Why, just because the H-D zipper craps the bed, do you automatically assume that a bimmer zipper must go bad, too? Even if the bimmer zipper HAD gone bad, a cool breeze is not all that bad. . . unlike you Massey-Davidson prima donnas, we can take it! Or at least we'll turn on the heated seats, yeah, yeah, Milwaukee will get to them in the 2nd hundred years! blah-blah-blah-blah!:p