Top Gun
01-07-2006, 14:55
Q: What's the happiest day in a H****y rider's life?
A: When they discover that they can use Right Guard(tm) under their left arm.
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Albert Einstein arrives at a dinner party. He introduces himself to the first person he sees and asks, "What's your IQ?"
The man answers, "241."
"That is wonderful!" says Albert. "We will talk about the Grand Unification Theory and the mysteries of the universe. We will have much to discuss!"
Next, Albert introduces himself to a woman and asks, "What's your IQ?"
The lady answers, "144."
"That is great!" responds Albert. "We can discuss politics and current affairs. We will have much to discuss!"
Albert goes to another person and asks, "What's your IQ?"
The man answers, "51."
Albert's face lights up as he exclaims, "So you're the one who rides the H****y parked out front!"
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Q: Why do h****y riders chrome all their parts???
A: It makes them easier to spot on the side of the road.
A: When they discover that they can use Right Guard(tm) under their left arm.
__________________________________________________ _____________________
Albert Einstein arrives at a dinner party. He introduces himself to the first person he sees and asks, "What's your IQ?"
The man answers, "241."
"That is wonderful!" says Albert. "We will talk about the Grand Unification Theory and the mysteries of the universe. We will have much to discuss!"
Next, Albert introduces himself to a woman and asks, "What's your IQ?"
The lady answers, "144."
"That is great!" responds Albert. "We can discuss politics and current affairs. We will have much to discuss!"
Albert goes to another person and asks, "What's your IQ?"
The man answers, "51."
Albert's face lights up as he exclaims, "So you're the one who rides the H****y parked out front!"
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Q: Why do h****y riders chrome all their parts???
A: It makes them easier to spot on the side of the road.