Little Johnny

[Top Gun]

Little Johnny's neighbor had a baby.

Unfortunately the baby was born without ears.

When the mother and baby came home from hospital Johnny's family were
invited over to see the new born child.

Before they left their house, little Johnny's dad had a talk with him and
explained to him the baby had no ears.

He also told him that if he so much as mentioned anything about the baby's
missing ears or even said the word ears he would get the beating of his
life when they came back home.

Little Johnny assured his dad that he understood completely.

When little Jonny looked into the crib he said, "Oh, what a beautiful
baby".

The mother said "Why thank you Little Johnny".

Jonny said "He has beautiful little feet and beautiful little hands, a cute
little nose and really beautiful eyes" "Can he see o.k"?

"Yes" said the mother, "we are so thankful that the doctor said he will
have 20/20 vision".

"That's Great" said litttle Johnny, "cuz he'd be f***ed if he needed
glasses.

[Red Bull]

Top, your Little Johnny joke has some hair on it. I heard the same concept of the joke about ten years ago, but it was arranged much differently. Actually the fellow that told me the joke was from Ireland. So the moral of the story is: one must have good ears to properly hear the joke and one must have good eyes to properly read the joke and the most important part is one must be of sound mind to understand the joke. Which means you certainly didn't learn the joke last Friday night at the Turner's Club. :eek: Red Bull

[Top Gun]

Top, your Little Johnny joke has some hair on it. I heard the same concept of the joke about ten years ago, but it was arranged much differently. Actually the fellow that told me the joke was from Ireland. So the moral of the story is: one must have good ears to properly hear the joke and one must have good eyes to properly read the joke and the most important part is one must be of sound mind to understand the joke. Which means you certainly didn't learn the joke last Friday night at the Turner's Club. :eek: Red Bull

This is how it was originally told;

Little Red Bull's neighbor had a baby.

Unfortunately the baby was born without ears.

When the mother and baby came home from hospital Red Bull's family were
invited over to see the new born child. They were concerned, though, because little Red Bull had a reputation for being the most abrasive little *******ker in the neighborhood and could, realistically, piss off the Pope.

Before they left their house, little Red Bull's dad had a talk with him and
explained to him the baby had no ears.

He also told him that if he so much as mentioned anything about the baby's
missing ears or even said the word ears he would get the beating of his
life when they came back home.

Little Red Bull assured his dad that he understood completely.

When little Red Bull looked into the crib he said, "Oh, what a beautiful
baby".

The mother said "Why thank you Little Red Bull".

Red Bull said "He has beautiful little feet and beautiful little hands, a cute
little nose and really beautiful eyes" "Can he see o.k"?

"Yes" said the mother, "we are so thankful that the doctor said he will
have 20/20 vision".

"That's Great" said litttle Red Bull, "cuz he'd be f***ed if he needed
glasses.